“I did it all for the nookie.” Er, well the farmer did. Farmers need some loving too, probably more than most of us city folk. Enter the equivalent of eHarmony for the farmers, ranchers and country folk: Farmers Only. Although the site’s been around since 2006, the creepy commercial still airs on the occasional late night in between reruns of Big Bang Theory and infomercials.

And their catchphrase: “City folks just don’t get it.”

Check out the candidates here.